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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 01/12/2018 at 14:50 • Filed to: Sweet Potato, carpocalypse 2009

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Down on the Church Parking Lot:

Just a lonely, solitary sweet potato.

There’s a church with a parking lot connected between a CVS pharmacy and a traffic light here in Belmont North Carolina. They put up a little signs like, “while you’re cutting through, we are praying for you.“

Before the meltdown of 2008, the church was a Chrysler dealer and the Cvs was a Chevy dealer.

For Sweden > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 01/12/2018 at 15:03

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So that’s what manna from heaven looks like.

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 01/12/2018 at 15:20

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“Tastes amazing! Forget Israel, this place f*ckin’ rocks!”

And the rest is history.

MarquetteLa > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 01/12/2018 at 18:28

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Man, nothing irks me quite like condescending signs directed at drivers. There’s a house I drive by (35 mph speed limit) sometimes that has a sign reading “DRIVE LIKE YOUR KIDS LIVE HERE”. I have a few problems with this:

The sign presumes I have children or care about them enough to change my driving habits FOR THE CHILDREN.

If I did have kids, they wouldn’t be out in the goddamn street where they would be hit by a car.

My hypothetical kids like the sound of downshifts, so that’s exactly what I do every time I pass this house.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > MarquetteLa 01/12/2018 at 18:35

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Sounds like it’s time for the Speed6 to get a louder blowoff valve.

NojustNo > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 01/13/2018 at 01:53

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Good god! Is that a FINGER!!!!!